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Axe Man

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The assistant physio got the sack
Academy physio told – don’t come back
Which left us with one physio
‘Til HE left US, decided to go

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Also gone is our Chief Scout
Pushed or jumped, there is some doubt
No-one is safe, not even the kit man
Not needed on voyage, doesn’t feature in plans

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Nine of our players given the boot
Word is, that more will follow suit
At this rate, we won’t have a squad
Our team will be, like, ‘two peas, in a pod’!

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Notes

Glenn Roeder is having a right ringing time at Norwich City. Out with the old, out with the young, out with experience, out with untried and untested, academy-invested. He’s giving everyone the old ‘Alan Sugar finger’ and we await agog for incomers.

Only time will tell if Roeder is a genius or a madman having a grumpy
tantrum!

Good luck to Neal ‘The Fridge’ Reynolds – our physio for seven years who has left us to join Arsenal. Well who wouldn’t, we forgive you!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/axe-man/