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Bad Case of Chelsea Blues (Doctor, Doctor)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A hot summer night. Couldn’t find the net
I’ve gotta find a winner yet
Hazard’s (not) hurt. The flame is fed.
Courtois’ out. Was shown straight red

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad case of Chelsea Blues
Eva Brauns and Swansea Swans. I got a
bad case of Chelsea Blues

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A pretty face. A naive heart.
Now John Terry won’t even start
You think I’m cute, a little bit shy
Wenger, I ain’t that kind of guy

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad case of Chelsea Blues
No pity. Three-nil to City. I got a
Bad case of Chelsea Blues

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Whoa

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I know I like it, I like it on top
We’ve already dropped five points. When is it gonna stop?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 You had me down in sixteenth place
We’re in a relegation race
Shake my fist, knock on wood
Fake results. Understood?

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad case of Chelsea Blues.
Berahino gonna bury Mourinho. I got a
bad case of Chelsea Blues.

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Notes

Apologies to Moon Martin, Bad Case of Loving You (1978), Shots From a Cold Nightmare; re-recorded by Robert Palmer, Secrets (1979). (JM: Apology? What’s an apology?)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/bad-case-of-chelsea-blues-doctor-doctor/