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Ballack To Miss 2nd Leg (we hope!)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Michael Ballack will be missing
From the Bayern Munich line-up
In the Champions league second leg
Next week in Munich, Germany.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Ballack confirmed his abscence
This evening after the first leg
At Stamford Bridge, London
He told the waiting press

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 ‘I have a diving holiday booked
That I can’t get out of with the family
I did’nt think we were going to go
So far in the Champions league
So I booked this diving holiday
Much earlier in the season
Diving is one of my hobbies
And I’m very good at it’

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Yeah, we know we watched
You practising it this evening
In the last minute of the cup tie
In the Chelsea penalty area
Yer blimmin cheat!!!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 peace.

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Notes

If I wasn’t so angry!!! I’d spend time making this rhyme!!!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ballack-to-miss-2nd-leg-we-hope/