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Being Savaged By A Sheep

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Why Docter David Owen.
Gosh!
I never knew that you –
supported Burnley Football Club
what a silly thing to do.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I believed you were
a Plymouth fan.
My mistake – that’s Michael Foot.
And as for this years play-offs – well
I’m afraid you’ll miss the cut.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But come next week
down at the Turf
we’ll slaughter you for sure –
you’re quite bereft of marksmen
that’s including Ian Moore.

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Notes

If you manage to come to terms with the mauling you are about to receive at Ewood you just might manage a draw against us. But whatever happens let’s hope it’s a good game. I must admit you’re due one against us. I’m a strong believer in the law of averages unfortunately.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/being-savaged-by-a-sheep/