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Big Titus.

John Oliver

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He caused many a nervous breakdown
And many grown men wept
At big Titus’s defensive frailties
Which were frankly quite inept.
And now that he has joined the Mackems
For just One million pound
He’ll continue dropping clangers
Like he did at our ground.
And early in the season
You will notice Stevie Bruce
His already ruddy features
Turn a lovey shade of puce.
And to all those dear Mackems
Who laughed when he wore the black n white
You’ll soon be pulling your hair out
At the Stadium of light.

© OLIVER 2010.

Notes

Tyne and Wear derby’s should be of added interest this season.

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