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Birds cant play football can they,but they can try to all the same.
For its a mans game innit and it was a bloke who invented the beautifull game,
Afterall you need strength,pace,passion,and girls just werent born with gifts like that,
Can you imagine the dressing room,can we wait in ere till it stops raining,pass the blusher or i aint goin out there without a bloody hat.
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Well thats a veiw of many blokes,but i promise you it aint reality,and it aint a veiw of mine.
Ok,they dont possess the same physique of a man,well to be fair some do,but their skills are quite sublime.
Ive watched many a female game now,and what ive seen has been pleasing to my eye,
Alrite its a shame there is no shirt waving goal celebrations,and the crowds are small,but they show you a bit of thigh.
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Too be honest their game is based around different qualities to ours,and as a fan you dont have to sit in a seat
Also girls are tydier than us blokes,aint they,and thats probably why their footballs rather neat
You dont have to re-mortgage your house to buy a season ticket,and players will aknowledge you,when leaving a dressing room door.
And its quite nice to fancy the opposition for a change,instead of hating them,i find that strange,coz ive never fancied a footballer before,
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Though on a serious note,its the countries fastest growing sport,and i love to watch them play.
You feel part of something instead of feeling like a customer,and F.I.F.A. rekon 40 million females play the game today.
So after being banned for 60 years and enduring such sexism,these modern girls are now rightly,allowed to follow their dream.
And if you still dont think birds can play football,why dont you come down to the valley stadium,Redditch,sponsored by John Lewis of Solihull on Sundays,and you will see just what i mean.