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Bolton v Arsenal 15/1/05

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 (A Christmas prayer answered)

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “You’re quick to run us down” said Sam
“You really need to praise us”
The Poet said
“Of course I will,
The play was quite tremendous”.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 When Stelios’ goal went in
Five minutes from half time
A just reward
For the team’s work
I nearly spilt my wine.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Then Kevin nearly scored as well
A minute from half time’s whistle,
Monsieur Wenger
He looked a sight
As though he’d swallowed a thistle.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Then Pires from just six feet out
How on earth did he miss it?
A great save from Jussi
A let off for Bolton
And Robert will want to forget it.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 And how did Toure get away with that foul,
There clearly should be no confusion
He should have been booked
Or maybe a card
He’s better off playing Rugby Union.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 A great spell from Bolton at just on the hour
We could see that the Gunners were rattled
As they struggled to cope,
Defence, what defence
And Arsenal were truly embattled.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 The Superwhites fight, and chase every ball
They know on this game much is riding
They use every trick
And skill they possess
As they don’t want to get a good hiding.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Big Sam’s on the line, and Brownie’s there too
They’re wondering who needs to be rested
Then Peddy comes on
As JJ goes off
They’re trying hard not to be bested.

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Five minutes to go, an Arsenal free kick
From ten yards outside of the area
A good Jussi save
And the Whites breathe again
The tension does really get to ya.

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 The ref blows the whistle, and Bolton have won
And as for the points, the Whites got all.
An excellent game
Played with spirit and fire,
A bloody good advert for football.

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 In the past I’ve been harsh with my words and my pen
I’ve criticised hard, and with reason
We don’t want to know,
We don’t want to go
Into Coca-Cola next season.

Notes

Well done to Sam and the lads.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/bolton-v-arsenal-15105/