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Boring Boring Chelsea! Part 2.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 We are just so boring
We have to stifle yawns when scoring.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 We’re so blimmin boring
We’re yawning while applauding.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We are so plain awful boring
We just yawned on Terry scoring.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 We’re so undeniably boring
The parked up bus is even snoring

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So let them call us boring
They’d like our points tally this morning.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 We’re so bleeding boring
We could by Champs and yawning Monday morning.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 La La La La La x 2.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Boring Boring Chelsea
Them jealous Gooners said
But we don’t care one bit see
We’re The Champions of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’s

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Boring Boring Chelsea
Sounds hypercritical does it not?
Is the ten years without The Trophy?
A boring, barren, yawning gap
In their history they’ve forgotten?

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Notes

Just a bit of fun.
Though I could make this one
Run and run.

Chelsea fans are being re-named zzzz-heads (instead of Shed-Heads), especially in the Shed-End where they need a bit of a rocket now and again to get them singing.

Big up to the travelling fans at Leicester last night for keeping the boring (yawn) theme going there. I heard it on the telly, just before I (yawn) fell asleep watching. Blinding.

Carefree…….off to have a sleep.

Stay well, be lucky and keep smiling.

Peace.

Kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/boring-boring-chelsea-part-2/