So Chelsea will be champions
their fans elated at the Bridge,
but watching them play is as exciting
as staring at a pot of yoghurt in a fridge.
Let’s face the truth and be honest
the Premier League is second rate,
it’s full of diving cheating posers
and the football isn’t that great.
And the supporters are getting ripped off
having to pay over the odds for a seat,
so the working class fan can only afford
to go now and again as a treat.
But if you want real entertainment
and to watch players giving it their all,
go to a game outside of the Premier
where you’ll see proper football.
The Premier League is all about money
it’s moved so far away from it’s roots,
the wages some players get is obscene
making many get too big for their boots.
So you can keep your top division
and it’s television love affair with Sky,
as it’s riddled with greedy agents
and dodgy oil sheiks from Dubai !