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Born in the USA

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The World Cup in Ninety Four,
Denis Irwin hurt his jaw,
Steak was out, it was too tough,
So he tried some seafood stuff.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Prawn in the USA,
He had Prawn in the USA
Prawn in the USA
Seafood chowder in the USA

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Abba were not in the charts,
But Paul McGrath was in their hearts,
Three watched on their TV screen
But one came out for the Boys in Green.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 (It was) Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
No Agnethe nor Benny in the USA.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Jack Charlton threw his weight around,
Tried it on at every ground,
Didn’t use his brains too much,
Tried to mix it with the Dutch.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
No tact or guile in the USA

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Andy Townsend dyed his hair,
Went from very dark to fair.
The sex industry was impressed,
Tried to coax him to get undressed,

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 (It was) Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Let it all hang out in the USA.

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Notes

Some. or maybe all, of the above poem might not be historically quite accurate.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/born-in-the-usa/