Kevin Moran had a yen
To play in pantomime,
And so he did it, now and then,
Whenever he had time.
The parts he played were only small,
Sometimes even scenery!
In “Robin Hood,” as I recall,
He played a piece of greenery.
In “Peter Pan,” his part was crude,
Though really rather droll.
When Captain Hook called for some food,
Kev played a captain’s roll.