Tis said a wedding’s on the cards
That’ll spark the nations soul
As Chelsea win a game at last
And score two blindin’ goals!
Kate Middleton’s marrying what’s ‘is name
Who’s mater is a Queen
Congrats to them. We’ve won a game
And still atop the league.
There’s a fervent glow on London streets
A Bank Holiday’s declared
A Chelsea win, after three defeats
Will Ancelotti’s hide be spared?
Hang out the Christmas bunting
Put on that Supertramp elpee*
As know all pundits turn to running
Down another struggling team.
GNP is set to rise
Christmas bonuses will be paid
We’re looking good we’ve stopped the slide
Having lost our last three games.
Hang on a mo? I’ve had a text
Sent personally to me:
“Hiya dad I bet you’ll never guess
What? We’ve won a game, yippee”!
There’ll be Chelsea fans in clover
Who cried out for Carlo’s head
Who’ll change their stance now slump is over
To cries of “Carlo’s still the best”.
As a depressing fortnight passes by
The Royal couple set a date
And a regal Chelsea win last night
Is a further cause to celebrate.
At Thirty sovereigns for a seat
Fans were royally robbed once more
‘Midst a regal victory there’s still defeat
For common sense at a Royal Blue stadium door!