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Celebrity Celebrity Celebrity

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I wanna be famous on the TV
Big Brother now there’s summfink for me
Edukation is usleless books they’re a bore
A 9-5 job is mingin a chore
Jordan is blingin’ I ‘ll be juss like ‘er
Get meself implants sorted oh yeah
Front cover of glossies I’ll really go far
And I’ll get an agent when I pull a football star!

Notes

Apparently nobodies like “Jordan” and Jade Goodie (?) are the role models the majority of young girls aspire to follow these days 🙁

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/celebrity-celebrity-celebrity/