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Celery Banned? Mange Tout Brutus

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The goalie dreaded celery
He dodged between the sticks
He caught enough to make a starter
To eat between free kicks

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He crunched on the green salad
As he made a string of saves
Celery is mild mannered
(Unless blown up in microwaves)

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But there’s always one among the crowd
A qualified nincompoop
The fan brought a ban on celery
After throwing a tin of Cream Of… Soup

Notes

Well what next? Will they ban ventriloquists for throwing their voices on to the pitch?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/celery-banned-mange-tout-brutus/