Celery Banned? Mange Tout Brutus
¶ 1
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The goalie dreaded celery
He dodged between the sticks
He caught enough to make a starter
To eat between free kicks
¶ 2
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He crunched on the green salad
As he made a string of saves
Celery is mild mannered
(Unless blown up in microwaves)
¶ 3
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But there’s always one among the crowd
A qualified nincompoop
The fan brought a ban on celery
After throwing a tin of Cream Of… Soup
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