In hard times we stuck by you
When ridiculed by Man Yoo fans
When assault charges were proferred
Red tops said “He must be banned”
Not once but twice we stood for it
When you stepped out of line
Now things are on the up again
Our offer you decline
When you step over white lines
And boos greet all you do
Remember when you needed us
Think what we did for you
Anger management, counselling
We helped you through it all
What is it we ask for in return?
To play for team, thats all
Your form’s been great of late
Despite your private life
Did your agent say its time to move
Is such advice so wise?
The manager’s gone out on a limb
To help you through your angst
Is this your way of saying to him
Cheers, I’ll be off now thanks!