You’re having a Lafata
We could be on our way out!
Done the hard work in the away leg
And yet progress might be up the spout!
Lo, a winning equaliser!?!?!?!
Relief in stoppage time
And so maybe I don’t have to resort
To a caustic rhyme?
But then we have to listen to
Rafa’s incessant stats
Boy he does my head in
I think he’s completely bats
The draw then pairs us
With another challenge to the East
Steaua Bucharest – performances must improve
Or else once more it’ll be furrow creased!