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Chelsea 2-0 West Ham

Borat Skorbard

Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It’s not always about the goals:
But also the beauty
And when it comes to tarting
The players have a duty

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 They don’t always deliver:
Result wise or splendour
So much in the mix
It’s all in the blender

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But every now and then
There’s a day that delights
Today we were treated –
Eden reached dizzy heights

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Everything that he did
He did with aplomb
We revel in his poise
And shout “you da bomb!”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 And as for the goals?
Lamps reaches double ton
Before Hazard (who else?)
Made sure that we won

© Borat Skorbard, March 17th 2013

Notes

Premiership match # 29

Frank Lampard reaches his double century of goals for the Blues.
He’s now only 2 away from equalling the Chelsea all-time record, held by Bobby Tambling.

But the game was lit up with the performance of Eden Hazard, who was sublime.

He even had Pat Nevin cooing – now that’s the ultimate accolade in my book!

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