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Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal

Borat Skorbard

Monday, January 21st, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Winning doesn’t ease the pain
With THAT man still in charge
Who doubtless feels more secure
Now that Pep’s no longer at large!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Fortunately, we gave Arsenal a beating
The players worked hard in the snow
But no end to the bleating
There were still calls for Rafa to go

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Goal one, delightful Mata control
His mind as swift as a swallow
A deft change of feet
And a cracking finish to follow

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Goal two, Arsenal aggrieved
A dubious penalty decision
But our Frank doesn’t sympathise
Blasts in with his usual precision

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Goal three, an Arsenal consolation
Walcott all calm and collected
Springs the offside trap
Cech is unprotected

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Some last minute suffering endured
But the three points successfully secured

© Borat Skorbard, January 20th 2013

Notes

Premiership match # 23

Rafa Benitez is still only ‘interim’ manager.
This week, Pep Guardiola announced his return from his sabbatical – he will take over at Bayern Munich next season. A surprise move in many eyes.
It’s no secret that Roman Abramovich coveted him.

PS
Nice to see Non Humphries back posting on the site!

Although this result won’t have pleased her.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/chelsea-2-1-arsenal/