Wayne Rooney : A dictionary, so I can look up words I don’t understand such as, Gratitude and humble.
Carlos Tevez : Gloves and lots of Snoods.
Gareth Bale : Can you make me English ?
Roy Carroll : A modern hairstyle please.
Mario Balotelli : Can you turn me into an Adult from a spoilt brat ?
(From all his Man City team mates )
Ian Holloway : A big bumper book on famous speeches and quotes.
Steve Bruce : I’m still waiting for my new nose I asked for last Xmas.
Alex ferguson : A book on holiday retirement homes.
Tony Pullis : Please no more caps and Delilah by Tom Jones, socks will do.
Fabio Capello : A new book on how to speak proper English, the one you got me last year hasn’t helped me, is it ?
Avram Grant : A Sat Nav for all Championship grounds, so I’ll know where to go to next season.
Mick McCarthy : You’d better get me one too Santa.
Roberto Martinez : Make that three then.
Alan Pardew : A phrase book on how to understand Geordie insults.
Coventry City Fans : Please Santa, can you pretend to be Jimmy Saville and fix it for our team to play in the Premier next season ?
Santa : Sorry, due to Lapland cutbacks I can’t do miracles anymore !