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Christmas Wish List

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Wayne Rooney : A dictionary, so I can look up words I don’t understand such as, Gratitude and humble.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Carlos Tevez : Gloves and lots of Snoods.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Gareth Bale : Can you make me English ?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Roy Carroll : A modern hairstyle please.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Mario Balotelli : Can you turn me into an Adult from a spoilt brat ?
(From all his Man City team mates )
Ian Holloway : A big bumper book on famous speeches and quotes.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Steve Bruce : I’m still waiting for my new nose I asked for last Xmas.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Alex ferguson : A book on holiday retirement homes.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Tony Pullis : Please no more caps and Delilah by Tom Jones, socks will do.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Fabio Capello : A new book on how to speak proper English, the one you got me last year hasn’t helped me, is it ?

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Avram Grant : A Sat Nav for all Championship grounds, so I’ll know where to go to next season.

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Mick McCarthy : You’d better get me one too Santa.

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Roberto Martinez : Make that three then.

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 Alan Pardew : A phrase book on how to understand Geordie insults.

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Coventry City Fans : Please Santa, can you pretend to be Jimmy Saville and fix it for our team to play in the Premier next season ?

15 Leave a comment on verse 15 0 Santa : Sorry, due to Lapland cutbacks I can’t do miracles anymore !

A tongue in cheek football wish list, got so much material to work on could fill one of Ian Holloway’s bumper famous speeches and quotes books !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/christmas-wish-list/