Cissie and Ada

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Fergie’s ranting to the press
Calling Rafa names
This schoolground bully’s fooling no one
He’s acting quite deranged

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 And Fat Sam’s got a cob on
Coz Rafa waved his hands
The dummy spat from Boss Nass
Reached Row Z of the Centenary stand!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The pair of ’em need a telling
A note from both their mums
Excusing their behaviour
And for spitting out their dums!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 We’ve clearly got ’em rattled
And Rafa’s marking is spot on
So I raise a glass of wine and smirk
We’ve Ciss and Ada on the run!



Cissie and Ada – the two dames made memorable by Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough and dead ringers for Alex Ferguson and Sam Alladyce

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/cissie-and-ada/