Sheva banged one in v Forest
With the help of Rick O’Shay
But if we have to be totally honest
He’s not the man he was, per ce
He’s best days are far behind him
He lacks confindence and pace
But with the Armani bucks tied in
He’s worth advertising space
He suits the printed page of sorts
He’s photogenic? Yeah!
But in football boots, a shirt and shorts
Nobody does he scare!
Come on Sheva! Prove me wrong
Make me eat me words
A humble pie I’ll feast upon
If you’ll stop shooting at the birds!