Am I the only armchair fan who noticed
We couldn’t see most of the pitch?
Commentary sounded like it was underwater
Tinny and hard to distinguish.
We live in an age of technology
Where computers do all the work
Yet the architect built the national stadium
Has left half of the pitch in the dark.
Malouda’s “goal” was well over the line
As the telly clearly showed
What if the game went to extra time
And them Toffee’s had stole the show?
There were millions of punters just like me
Tuned in to the televised match
Yet the sound and pitchure (sic) quality
Were abysmal and that’s a fact!