Dad, I Need The Toilet !
¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Dad, I need the toilet !
¶ 2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Wait till half time comes
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Can’t, I need to go right now
There’s an aching in me tum !
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Try not to think about it
Think about the game
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Dad ! I need the toilet
I’m sitting here in pain !
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Oh alright let’s go now
Before the half time rush
Sorry mate excuse me
What d’yer mean don’t push?
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The exit seems a mile away
Down some concrete stairs
I stand outside “The Ladies”
Getting these strange stares
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After a couple of minutes
My daughter shows her face
We bump and bore back to our seats
To miss the half time race
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We settle down to watch the game
We’ve scored, that’s a relief
¶ 10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Dad, I need the toilet !
¶ 11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Jaysus give me peace !
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