Deadline Day ‘Drama’

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 There’s breaking news on Christian Bale
He’s having a medical at Port Vale.
And there’s updates too from Aston Villa
Who’ve agreed a fee for Sienna Miller.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “Harry Redknapp’s on the phone,
He’s made a bid for Sharon Stone!”
Jim White screams in disbelief:
“Omar Sharif’s joined Cowdenbeath!”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The clock is ticking for Greenock Morton
To try and agree terms with Edward Norton.
But there’s happy tidings for fans of Crewe
Who’ve done a deal for Lucy Liu.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The camera crews are at Tranmere
Where a move’s in the offing for Richard Gere
And Sky Sports sources are pretty sure
That Roger Moore’s left Stenhousemuir.



Sky Sports News always give ‘Deadline Day’ the full Hollywood treatment, so why don’t we? And some of these moves are probably more likely to happen than those reported…

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