Dear Claire Rayner

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Dear Claire Rayner
I’m worried about our trainer
His honesty’s to be admired
Although he could be vainer!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The pressure
Is tremendous
His dry humour
Is stupendous
We’re gooner
Win the league quite soon
For Arsenal
Thats horrendous!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Old Fergie
Looks so sad
I’m sure its drives him mad
That he’s running
Out of excuses
As to why his teams so bad

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Who cares anyway
What other people say
We are nearly champions
We’re well along the way

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I need some some help from you
Not Gooners or Manyoo
On how to stay so modest
Not be so smug
Like those two do!!!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 peace.



I wrote this one after thinking about a gooner who keeps phoning Adrian Durham @Talksport telling Durham thats he’s so anti Arsenal its criminal! This guy in turn was so anti Chelsea, Spurs and anyone else it was so hypercritical to call in the first place.

If we do win the league and it looks as if we will, I hope we don’t become as smug as that mug!!!



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