Sat on the bench with a cob on
Will he or won’t he go on
His agents just had a few bob on
That a move could be coming along!
Face like a cracked vase
He just can’t be asked
To get out, and put it in for the team.
What of the fans who have travelled
To the arts end of nowhere?
Supporting their side in a slump.
Watching some highly paid mensch
Butt stuck fast on the bench,
They’re entitled to get the right hump!