Picture this scene
A telephone rings
Ken’s other half answers the call.
“Babe it’s club skipper
Want’s to have a word wiv yer,
Yer boss has just taken a fall”
Her sponsored clad idol
Spins around like a driedel
And puts down his X box console.
This must be important
For club captain to call him
At home, cos they’re not really cool.
Taking reciever off Barbie
Who’s decked out in Armani
He has a pose at mirrored tiles in the hall.
“It’s yer skipper here sunbeam
Not too sure what this all means
But the gaffer just fell on his sword.
I know thats it’s late
But a newspaper mate
Just texted and gave me the word
In the first morning papers
He berates us and slates us
Says it’s teams fault he’s off down the dole
What an ungrateful fella
Calling us rich idols yella
I’m thinking of action in court
After what we’ve been through
And us winning div two
Turns out he’s not as loyal as I thought
Good job I’ve these contacts
And we’ve water tight contracts
Or we’d be up the creek with no boat
Anyway that’s all, so
I’d better go
If some hack calls, let on you don’t know
Just make out you’re upset
Say he’s best boss you’ve had yet
And how sad you are, to see him go”
The sponsored clad idol
Preens his hair in mirrored hall tiles
Shrugs his shoulders, then puts down the phone!