Sorry we don’t stock burgers anymore
And that goes for steak and kidney pies too
But I do recommend the prawn sandwiches
Or how about you try some of our Tofu ?
What’s Tofu when it’s at home ?
Sounds like a footballer from Brazil
What do you mean you’ve no pork scratchings ?
I’ve eaten them for years and I’m never ill.
You’ll be saying you don’t sell lager next
WHAT ! The club is now alcohol free
And you don’t serve Bovril anymore
Only sell soft drinks and decaffeinated tea.
The world of football has gone mad
Can’t see this catching on can you ?
Still if you can’t beat them join them
So I’ll have a baked potato and some Tofu !