Don’t Big Sam Do Interviews Then?
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Balls in the net, hair gel’s still wet
From showers before game began
One minute later it’s two nil then three
As Big Sam does his nut in the stand!
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Punters seen leaving the ground in their droves
Took a disgusted glance over their shoulders,
Three nothing down in twelve minutes at home
Gawd help them. Sign Roy Of The Rovers!
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What did he say in the interval
Were hairdryers hitting the walls
Were cups of tea flying
Or was he trying to politely
Explain. Right lads this here is a ball!
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We’ll never find out what the manager said
Before second half’s woeful display
Cos Toons gaffer has reasons upstairs in his head
For not talking to Match of The Day!
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