Don’t leave us now MO.

John Oliver

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Bend over backwards
Pull out all the stops
Seal off the airports
And set up road blocks.
See that his pay packet
Is substantially increased
Transport his stables
Up to the North East.
And in sheer desperation
To keep little Michael sweet
Grant him the castle
And Northumberland Street.
Give him Durham Cathedral
Throw in Hadrian’s wall
Build him a racecourse
On Darras hall.
Re-open the shipyards
Build him a new yacht
But make it much bigger
Than the one that he’s got.
Erect several statues
That light up in the dark
And rename the stadium
ST MICHAEL’S PARK.
To prevent him from joining
The reds or the blues
Please make him an offer
He just can’t refuse.
Give him all he desires
Forget the expense
For his goals might just save us
And you know that makes sense.

Notes

After my poem about Keano and Ince facing the sack I hope Michael Owen is still a Newcastle player when this one is posted on the site.

* Darras Hall is a exclusive area just outside of Newcastle.

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kevin halls
19th March 2024 at 8:00 am

Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.

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Crispin Thomas
19th March 2024 at 7:41 am

Hey Kev

Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.

Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..

so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!

Best

C

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joe morris
29th January 2024 at 10:03 pm

Hi Crispin,

How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.

Cheers mate

Joe

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Crispin Thomas
10th January 2024 at 7:52 pm

You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..

Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?

Best

Crispin

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Graham Salter
8th January 2024 at 4:45 pm

Thanks!

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Crispin Thomas
8th January 2024 at 10:42 am

There’s something so evocative and nostalgic for football fans the world over, in ‘revisiting’ old lost grounds.

Occasionally some remnants remain, with perhaps part of a wall or part or a stand or thre shape of a terrace, but often they are only still there in faded images and in our heads..

Great stuff Graham

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John Gilbert Ellis
4th January 2024 at 10:13 am

A great idea and well executed. Thanks Graham.

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Denys E. W. Jones
19th November 2023 at 1:45 pm

Thanks Gacina, glad you liked it, and I have just posted a new one about our points deduction…

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Gacina Bozidar
7th November 2023 at 6:34 pm

Today B.B.C post on F.B was titled:Premier League reduced to 18 clubs? I really think it may be interesting to see if this would be Everton’s nightmare and this poem is well suited for this concern.If there would be more difficult battle to stay if there were 18 teams.Great poem and somehow true.

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Greg Freeman
6th November 2023 at 4:43 pm

Ashington FC have launched a £50,000 Crowdfunder appeal to meet the increased costs of winning promotion last season, to pay for urgent stadium improvements, travel costs and equipment

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