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England slam British manager

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 did I get that bit right Mr Sharma?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 So by British
They really mean
Sir Alex
Or Martin O’Neill
Or Sparky Hughes
As opposed
To have to choose …

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Big Sam
Psycho
Or Curbs

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The choice peturbs
The upper echelon
Of the FA

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 But be they fey
Or made of sterner stuff?
They could say enuff –
Let’s follow the foreign model
Of inexperienced big stars
We don’t have to look to Mars
And can keep within our Brit remit
And I’m not taking the p***
Let’s go out and get Le Tiss!

Part of Mr Sharma’s poetry slam.

Jersey does count as British, doesn’t it? 😉

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/england-slam-british-manager/