Er Excuse Me, But… Did I Hear That Right?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Did he just say, that he’d seen it?
I’m sure that’s what I heard
I can’t believe he said he did
Though I know that sounds absurd.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Two identical “hospital” tackles
Both well worth a red
Though then admitting, he did see what he saw
He changed his stance, to blame the ref.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Plurzze give his precious teens protection
From the likes of strongarm Robbie Keane
And I’ll not comment further on his iris imperfections
Now I know that he can see.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 In closing, this history of blindness at The Emirates
Is it contageous to a certain degree?
Coz Van Persie, asked for his view(sic) on the sending off
Swore blind(sic)….. he didn’t see it!



Arsene Wenger gets a well deserved early Christmas present from the Arsenal board….. a new pair of glasses! So he can see what’s going on, out on the park concerning The Arsenal! Robin Van Persie may well have caught the “I see nuffink bug” from his gaffer though, judging by his after match comments.

I didn’t catch the whole game, only the Sky highlights, but two blinding goals, never the less.

A Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to all poets, punters, players, managers, and match officials everywhere. Whoever and wherever you may be in the world and participating in our game, as us Londoners have a habit of saying….. Go Well and Be Lucky!



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