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The soap opera throws up another strange twist –
Big Phil joins the cast of Westenders.
Ronaldo scores one and provides an assist,
Carvalho’s the King of Defenders.
The acting as usual is truly sublime,
The depiction of agony brilliant.
The dialogue’s somewhat ahead of its time,
The ref could have been more resilient.
Can they improve on 2004?
Perhaps, says the RTE panel?
Can they top the ratings? Well tune in for more
Same time and same place and same channel.