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Euro 2012 Day 12 Match 2

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Sweden 2 France 0

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The Swedes are gone; we’ll miss their chants
and how they caused us all to look askance
at France.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 They led the French a merry dance
and scarcely offered up a single chance
to France.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Did Ibrahimovich perchance
administer a swift kick up the pants
to France?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The team took a defensive stance
which has occasioned many irate rants
in France.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 And Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
sided with the boys from Herts and Hants
over France.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 They ran around like headless ants
and played as if they’d been put in a trance,
did France.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 And journos, full-time or free-lance,
have said they will not take a second glance
at France.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 In football, there’s not much romance,
so Sweden did not manage to advance,
like France.

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Notes

Harsh on the French?
Don’t care.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/euro-2012-day-12-match-2/