David Pleat gives us the first line
“We’ve got some stiff, stodgy defenders on show”
Leaving free reign for the attackers
Let’s hope that it leads
To goals aplenty … and all of them crackers!
We’ve got some crusty, crinkly keepers out there
Not up on their toes
And pivotal playmakers running rampant
With gaps to expose
As long as there aren’t fickle, feckless forwards
Wasting a multitude of chances
For we want gleeful goals galore
And dodgy celebratory dances!