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FA Cup 3rd Round, 2006

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Motty goes potty
“Sinema Pon_gooooooaaaal !
And Liverpool have done what they did
in the Champions League final!”
Er, no John, that was 3-0 down
This was 3-1, I noted with discerning frown
And Luton, not Milan
It’s not like the sheepskinned scrutiniser to get facts wrong
Especially as, Liverpool romp away ‘ere long

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 II

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Big Boro, little Boro
Acton, Actim, he’ll be pleased
So many stops, Teesiders teased
Step up Gez Murphy, kiss the turfy
He nets penalty equaliser, sets up replay tantaliser

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 III MotD – to those watching without having heard the results …

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 The running order gives the hint
That we could be in for the shock of the round
First up – the banana skins
For any of those hoping to be Cardiff / Wembley bound!

III
As at Jan 7th 2006 –
Where will this season’s FA Cup final be played?!
Wembley is still not finalised (pun intended).

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Actim – Football statistics provider
Their stats will confirm that the Conference North team’s keeper (Darren Acton) played a blinder.
Middlesborough 1 Nuneaton Borough 1

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Luton 3 Liverpool 5

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fa-cup-3rd-round-2006/