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He`s a cracking lad is Fabrice but he`s got a lot to learn
And a certain part of his game is a cause for some concern
He wins the ball from opponents then tries a shot from far
But every time Muamba shoots the ball goes over the bar
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He`s getting a little bit closer with every shot he tries
But every time it leaves his foot the ball just seems to rise
The fans behind the goal just watch the game in fear!
And no one is quite safe in the lower or upper tier.
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The club have been reported for a health and safety breach
And a risk assessment issued as to where his shots can reach
Since the health and safety experts have come up with these stats
All supporters behind the goal have been supplied with hard hats.