Fancy a bite to eat ?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He’s got razor sharp teeth
designed to gnaw and bite
he likes to go for the Arm
where he’ll chew and grip on tight.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Is this a Canine you’re describing
a wild and and feral Beast
who likes to feed on Humans
and on Flesh he loves to feast ?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What do you mean it’s a Footballer
and who plays for Liverpool
so it’s not a rabid animal then
or some crazy blood lust Ghoul ?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 What punishment will he get
on him the F.A. could go to town ?
because if he was somebody’s Dog
he’d have to get put down.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 There’s news Liverpool may have to sell
or fit him with a Muzzle during a game
but they say he’s very good around kids
and on Walkies he’s ever so tame !



As Suarez’s has got form for biting it looks like the F.A.will come down hard on him. What a gifted player though it’s a shame he likes the taste of flesh.

The commentator on the radio said if he had done that to Chopper Harris he would have got decked. But he wouldn’t have dared !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fancy-a-bite-to-eat/