Fans, Don’t Yer Just Love Em?
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The things they’ve said, stay in yer head
Long after whistle’s gone
They criticize the whole twenty five of them*
No one escapes their puns
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No matter what way the game is played
Or whose wearing treasured shirt
The comments still come flying from them
With humour and its mirth:
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‘He’s the quickest bloke I’ve ever seen,
He is, you mark my words’
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‘Yeah, when he’s running to the betting shop
And chasing after birds’!
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‘Has yer man been to weight watchers
Did he wait outside and watch’?
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‘The only double we”ll get this year
Is at darts, that’s double tops’!
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‘That bloke in the number eight shirt
Is that his IQ or his age’?
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‘He should get an Oscar for that dive he done
Put him on the stage’!
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‘That keeper, is he Frankenstein,
Frightened of a cross’?
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‘Oi Referee, can’t you see?
That blimmin linesman ten times worse’!
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The winger who won’t tackle
The forward who can’t score
The centre half who’s like a whining calf
The manager who’s a bore
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All of them are fair game
For ridicule and fun
As long as there’s no malice intended
Then there’s been no harm done !
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