His dress sense is kinda suspect
Where does he get those ties?
But that aside, and with all due respect
Would us fans, in his position, be any more the wiser?
Now the word is out, and artless hacks
Are sharpening their swords
On an under fire former centre back
Trying to turn it round at Portsmouth.
Who cares if he gets the tintack?
Almost certainly not.. we
And now that his club have said, they’ll back him
He’s a dead man walking, trust me.
I digress, my point’s “The Papers”
Ready again with the finger of blame
Inciting a frenzy, loaded with hate,
Randomly putting a face in the frame.
“No-one bothered to call us, regarding this
Tony Adams is…the Portsmouth manager”
Seem’s some scribe on The Express’s words are amiss
After dropping a typographical clanger.
Where’s all this snide reporting come from?
Even Alan Curbishly was in the dark
And as for a Liverpool player doing a gig in “The Sun”
The low life’s of the tabloid football press, once again
Have overstepped the mark!