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FITBA ROMANCE

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 My wife doesn’t understand me
I’m an unloving guy
Who prefers fitba
Boozing and having a pie

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Wished she’d never married me
If only she’d known before
The passion I have for Celtic
Those feelings when they score

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I promised her a holiday
A nice romantic break
A lovely European city
Barcelona v Celtic I did take

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 She says I’m unromantic
Her feelings have been hurt
I shouted down the stairs
Have ye ironed ma Celtic shirt?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 She said she’s had enough
I’ve no love in my soul
My eyes fixed upon the telly I said
“Did ye see Larsson’s goal”

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Her parting shot was good
Said, leaving was long overdue
I said “I never really loved ye
In fact, I love Rangers mair than you”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 J.J. Whelan 2015

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fitba-romance/