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Football is wishing I was Christiano’s girlfriend,
A jingle being sung with a distinct and untrained voice,
A pitch of players and pleading pleading crowd.
Spectators whooping like howler monkeys
Players running madly up the pitch
When they score – I’m a mad lunatic!
Football can be mentally unstable
Yet it’s a game for you and me.
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Football’s not hard to play – if you’re me!
It’s no fun unless you’re muddy and stinky.
Football’s not for non-tryers or wimps
Nor an excuse to get drunk and hit your wife.