Gordon Banks are very handy,
to invest Steve Nicol’s and dimes,
and also the scene
of many greedy crimes.
Many an Ian Crook has found himself,
at the dear ‘Old Gary Bailey’
brought before the Oliver DaCourt,
cos they thought they were Arfur Daly.
Alan Judge will hear their Jimmy Case,
and while the Gordon Durie holds its breath,
sentence them to watch Wimbledon,
a faith worse than — Steve Death.
So if you haven’t a Quinton Fortune,
and you’re running a bit Craig Short,
go see Alan ‘bank’ Clarke,
and see what he can sort.
He’ll lend you Richard Money,
from the banks old Darren Purse
Steve Penny’s and Tommy Coynes,
to go and quench your thirst.
He’ll give you Bernie Silver,
and a few old Nicky Tanners,
just don’t forget to be polite,
don’t forget your manners.
So when you want to Davy Robb a bank,
cos your credit is behind,
think of watching Wimbledon,
and you’ll surely change your mind.