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Football Food By Hudson and Hall (Alan and Brian!)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m starving what’s for dinner
Shall we have a Stir and Barry Fry
Or what about a Tony Currie?
And who ate all the pies?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ve baked a Howard Kendall mint cake
With a Trevor Cherry on the side
Served with vintage Fergie
A classic Scots red whine

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What about a Charlie Roste
I could eat a Sydney Whale
With a glass of David Harvey’s Bristol Cream
To set you on your Steve Heighway!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Whilst you’re in the Peter Kitchen
Vernon Stokes the fire
Remember Harry Haslam
And for pudding Muller light!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The meat you need to Ralph Coates
With a strong Alec Stock
For details surf the David Webb
Or go out on the David Robb!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 There’s a Tom Finney Haddock
Or another kind of Mark Fish
You could even put a Rattin
And serve with O’Brady’s chips!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 You don’t need a Terry Butcher
If you want to slice a Frank Bunn
For tea no Alan Sugar
Don’t fall for an Alfie Conn!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Keep an eye on all the Gavin Peacocks
Make sure they’re turning Tony Brown
Use cold water on those Kenny Burns
And drink your Danny Murphy’s down

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 When making Sol Campbell’s soup
Always serve in Stanley Bowles
Give your bird a bunch of Tim Flowers
One of Arthur Rowe’s!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 IF in trouble find a Billy Cook
Don’t let your Ian Harte grow sore
For food that needs some culture
Jamie Oliver shouts “Moore!”

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Then buy a Spanish Ricky Villa
And entertain all the Garth Crooks
You can sip Dick Pym’s with the George Best
Whilst you write your Tony Book!

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Notes

Inspired by JJ’s brilliant recent poems!!!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/football-food-by-hudson-and-hall-alan-and-brian/