I’m starving what’s for dinner
Shall we have a Stir and Barry Fry
Or what about a Tony Currie?
And who ate all the pies?
I’ve baked a Howard Kendall mint cake
With a Trevor Cherry on the side
Served with vintage Fergie
A classic Scots red whine
What about a Charlie Roste
I could eat a Sydney Whale
With a glass of David Harvey’s Bristol Cream
To set you on your Steve Heighway!
Whilst you’re in the Peter Kitchen
Vernon Stokes the fire
Remember Harry Haslam
And for pudding Muller light!
The meat you need to Ralph Coates
With a strong Alec Stock
For details surf the David Webb
Or go out on the David Robb!
There’s a Tom Finney Haddock
Or another kind of Mark Fish
You could even put a Rattin
And serve with O’Brady’s chips!
You don’t need a Terry Butcher
If you want to slice a Frank Bunn
For tea no Alan Sugar
Don’t fall for an Alfie Conn!
Keep an eye on all the Gavin Peacocks
Make sure they’re turning Tony Brown
Use cold water on those Kenny Burns
And drink your Danny Murphy’s down
When making Sol Campbell’s soup
Always serve in Stanley Bowles
Give your bird a bunch of Tim Flowers
One of Arthur Rowe’s!
IF in trouble find a Billy Cook
Don’t let your Ian Harte grow sore
For food that needs some culture
Jamie Oliver shouts “Moore!”
Then buy a Spanish Ricky Villa
And entertain all the Garth Crooks
You can sip Dick Pym’s with the George Best
Whilst you write your Tony Book!