Football is Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 You might think my obsession is ghastly or vulgar,
But I’m just a passionate supporter,
I get high from football- it’s my fix,
I get pre-season withdrawal symptoms because I’m an addict,
When the newly turfed pitch is virginal
I snort the smell of fresh turf through my nostrils,
The joy of scoring will be orgasmic,
Because this season is the biggest festival yet and I’m enthusiastic,
My football club is my band and I’m a diehard fan,
I cheer them on and sing their anthems from the stands,
In with the new memorabilia and out with the old,
Football is better than sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll.



Rock and roll on the new season!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/football-is-sex-drugs-and-rock-n-roll/