In their bright fluorescent jackets
they think they own the place
they look at us football fans
with a smirk upon their face.
To me they’re not football people
they just like to strut about
standing in groups just staring
“sit down in your seats,” they shout.
They’re supposed to assist the police
and help to keep things quiet
but with their stormtrooper approach
can almost start a full scale riot.
There must be some good ones
but alas they’re extremely rare
most of the fans at our ground
just don’t want them there.
So stewards just leave the fans alone
in fact please just don’t come at all
your just a load of sad bully boys
who haven’t a clue about football !