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footballer wives

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 footballers wives

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 If I was a footballers wife I’d look good for my hubby go under the knife
I get a boob job a nose job and golden highlights
And I’d have liposuction to take an inch off my thighs,

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 If I was a footballer mistress I hire Max Clifford as my agent to cause enough distress
I go to the TV and even the press and I’d be on page three baring my breasts

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 If I were a footballer mother I’d look at his lifestyle and try for another
I’d try so hard I may not walk for a while
But I’d have arsenal youth academy number on speed dial

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 If I were a footballers fiancé I’d pose for the cameras whenever they want me
I show I’m fun loving and up for a laugh
As they snap me at Gucci or down at Prim ark

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 If I was a footballer ex I hope Barcelona would come for him next
Of course I’d worry were he was sent
Cause I’m entitled to future earning’s at forty percent

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 If I married my footballer king I’d wear petite diamonds and he’d wear the bling
We move to a mansion and raise two or three kids
And I’d try to get a recording contract even thou I can’t sing

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 If I married my footballer legend I’d count every day as a beautiful blessing
I’d raise the kid’s do the cleaning and cooking
So I can carry on my life as Mrs. Elliott brooking

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 This was an insight as a footballer wife
And for the last two and a half minutes I enjoyed my life
But whether you think this is real or only a joke
I can’t be a footballer wife come on I’m a BLOKE!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 ELLJAY 2005©
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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/footballer-wives/