Footballers Wedding, London

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 She stood there under her Marcus Gayle
With a bunch of Tim Flowers
Waiting for her Matt Poom
Aching feet due to tight satin Mark Hughes
Marrying for love
And because she’s up the Damien
Lovely bridesmaids, two little David Moyes in velvet suits
Best man in charge of the Ledley Kings
Tunes from the Sammy Morgan
Accompanied by the all-male voice Keiron Dyer
Outside they were showered with Peter Bonetti
Before heading for the reception
Greeted by a glass of Trevor Cherry
The happy couple cut the Nathan Blake
Honeymooned in Costa Del Martin Jol
Wedded bliss continues its toll



Footballers usually get married in the close season. It’s also when most plan their babies to arrive. So that’s why your strikers always look
jaded in August.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/footballers-wedding-london/