Football’s most wanted

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Wanted : Stenographer –
to record all the onfield dialogue – must be good with asterisks
Wanted : replacement referee –
and a sunbed, must have a tan, to rival Anders Frisk’s
Wanted : Barbara Woodhouse type –
to put an end to all this dogging
Wanted : prolific goalscorer –
with halitosis – to put an end to all that snogging
Wanted : pharmacist
for drug testing, to flush out all the dopes
Wanted : promising debutante –
must be like a pin cushion – for all the hopes ……


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/footballs-most-wanted/