I don’t like divers
so throw them all in,
give them a straight red card
as it’s a footballing sin.
Some owners of our clubs
who because of their wealth,
do whatever they like
but they’re bad for our health.
People who support a “big” team
but have never been to their ground,
throw them into Room 101
where they can’t make a sound.
Overpriced football merchandise
they must be having a laugh ?
you need to take out a loan
just to buy a shirt and a scarf.
Three hundred grand a week
for that Rooney has to go in,
and so too his avaricious agent
both deserve George Orwell’s dustbin.
So who else should go in Room 101
as there has to be so many more ?
how about that expensive striker
who couldn’t hit a barn door !